Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

80 percent of success is showing up.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.