Marriage

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.